Just read the first line of this:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/08042006/344/kiss-quick.html
So, if unrelated people kiss for more than five minutes, it's against the law?
So it's okay for a father and daughter, or mother and son, to suck each other's faces off? Brothers, grab your sisters!
Morality is something I approve of completely, but it's possible to take anything too far. This is a perfect example of that. It has the reverse effect of what (I hope) it intends.
Lawmakers need to get off the caffeine, in every country in the world.
Go outside once in a while.
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Bet all the romeos in Indonesia will have a stopwatch and a new line. "How about four and a half, honey?"
What a silly law.
I anticipate great sales for timers in that country, that bleep at four minutes and fifty seconds.
I also predict many policemen with stopwatches saying 'damn'.
Two questions - One, who can hold their breath for five minutes? Two, why does the length of kiss matter at all?
A third question. Lola, have you met heyjude?
I haven't met lola so I doubt lola has met me.
there are countries where any opposite sex touching in public is taboo.
but - Rom - where DO you come up with this trivia? and why do you care? is there someone you want to kiss in public for 6 minutes? relate or unrelated?
Nobody is closely related to me and still alive, fortunately. With one disgusting exception, who I don't speak about.
Trivia is the stuff of life in these modern times. It's news, it's politics, it's everything. Meanwhile the darkness creeps up and taps our shoulders unheeded.
So I play with trivia. It's all most people see anyway. Enjoy it, it won't last forever.
Ah, yes. I remember...
I met her in a pub down in old Soho; you drink champagne, it tastes just like cherry cola
The Kinks, in the sixties. Lola was a fake. Fast forward to Led Zeppelin.. 'And it makes me wonder...'
Fake? Pot and kettle, Romulus.
Hey, HeyJude. Nice to meet you.
"Two, why does the length of kiss matter at all?"
If you need to ask...but okay, I'll tell you. Which first - the pseudo scientific explanation or the "dark bar, three tequilas' version?
Pseudo Scientific - intimate touching releases hormone-type-thingies that cause happy tingling in some body parts. Lots of touch + time = very, very happy tingling.
'Dark bar, three tequilas' version - the longer I touch you, the better you...I mean I...I mean we...feel.
pleased to meet you lola
well, I imagine rom grew up in a very repressive household and even thinks 'my parents would 'never' do that!' you the product of immaculate conception rom?
Evidently my parents did 'that', as you refer to it, at least twice.
As to repressive, I prefer not to think about, never mind discuss, my early years.
And I prefer not to be touched.
Don't tell me there's another one like you!!! repression and al!!!
My brother resembles me in looks, apart from the ridiculous grin permanently plastered over his face.
There the similarity ends. He is frivolous, senseless, and useless.
So you got all the doom and gloom and he got the fun and games?
I have the intelligence. He has faith to compensate for his lack in that respect.
It's not much compensation.
Evidently my parents did 'that', as you refer to it, at least twice.
HA! Reminds me of a family I know who explained the facts of life to the oldest of their six children. Yeccchhh! the girl exclaimed. You did THAT?!
Yes, the mom replied. Six times.
Six times? You'd think they would have worked out what was causing all those children.
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