Saturday, December 10, 2005

One for the cryptozoologists

In Borneo there have been sightings of what is presumed to be an entirely new species of carnivore. Even the local people don't know what it is. Recently, a new species of ape was found in central Africa.

I wonder why the cryptozoologists don't make more of these finds? They never say a word. For centuries, tales of the Kraken were laughed at. Then science discovers the giant squid and their mockery of the old sailors is suddenly forgotten. They won't say there's any connection between giant squid and kraken, just like most won't admit there could be a very strong connection between sea serpents and oarfish.

So why no word from the cryptozoologists when the tables are turned? There are, quite clearly, animals out there we haven't seen yet. Mainstream science keeps finding them, and claiming the find as their own.

Why do mainstream scientists dismiss and ridicule stories of creatures just because they aren't in their learned journals?

Because most scientists are pompous, self-important, smug, and above all, religious.

Religious? Did I say that?

Yes indeed. They are fundamentalist dogma-followers. Their blinkers have never been so tight. If they haven't seen it, it doesn't exist.

Come on, cryptozoologists. The Borneo red cat is a perfect chance. A few scientists have seen it, but local people have no knowledge of it.

Revenge time, all you downtrodden open minds. Tell them that since nobody else has seen this cat, it doesn't exist. Shout their own mantra back at them from the rooftops.

Phoographs can be faked.

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