It's heartening to find it's not just me who thinks life in the UK is like one of Spike Milligan's sketches.
Even the police think their activities are now ridiculous. Perhaps now there'll be a change? Perhaps. In the meantime, careful with those groceries. If you have eggs in there, you might be charged with 'intent to throw'. And if your children are out playing with their toy guns, be sure they have enough cash on them for bail.
On another note, I've been nominated by Southern Writer for something. I have to nominate five others. It'll take a little thinking time.