How to get the public on your side.

Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory. Here’s a new one to play with.

The UK government lost over 1000 criminals of foreign extraction. They were supposed to be deported at the end of their sentences, but none were. They are wandering all over the country as I write.

On the other hand, the same government has been trying to control immigration, but the feeble liberal-minded morons of the Human Rights movement (the same ones who want criminals to have rights, including the right to rob, rape and murder who they please – but that’s for another post) have blocked their attempts.

The Human Rights buffoons had the public on their side, by telling us that these poor criminals might face the death penalty in their home countries.

Why does anyone have a problem with that? We should have the death penalty here. I have suggested a cull of problem teenagers, but nobody listens. It would save a lot of seals, and still give the baseball-bat brigade something to do.

But I digress. The conspiracy theory starts here.

What if the government let these criminals loose on purpose?

The timing seems somehow appropriate. Our pinhead leaders want to control immigration, but the human-rights weaklings won’t let them. The government need public support for their plans.

So, we have a thousand murderers, rapists, paedophiles and so on wandering about the place. All of them immigrants.

“Oh no,” says the public. “How can this be? How did all these terrible men come here?”

“Ah,” says the sly spin doctor. “They have human rights on their side. If you want us to do something about them, well, we’ve tried. We wanted to control immigration, but you wouldn’t let us.”

“Control it!” The public screams are deafening. “Stop them now.”

I expect to see the human rights mob deported along with the vicious low-lives they support.

I always thought all politicians were idiots, but if there’s any truth in this totally made-up scenario, than I have to revise my opinion.

It’s actually a very clever piece of Machiavellian manipulation.