Saturday, July 01, 2006

Tomorrow, there will be weather.

And now the weather forecast: Tomorrow, there will be some.

That's about as accurate as it gets in the UK. Anything else is trim, fluff, empty words.

I don't know why they bother. The UK's weather is notorious for not doing what it's told. They say it'll be sunny, and it's overcast all day. They proclaim rain, then the next day they announce a hosepipe ban.

I'm glad I'm a parapsychologist, and not a meteorologist.

More people believe what we say.

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